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What Does the Supreme Court Ruling on Obamacare Mean for Your Vagina?

Your vagina will now be able to afford health insurance.

Your vagina will not be charged more for health insurance simply because it is a vagina.

Your vagina will not be discriminated against just because it got depressed that one time.

Your vagina will have access to everything that the Department of Health and Human Services classifies as “preventative care” — for free.

If your vagina is under 26, your vagina can use your parents’ insurance.

And now, for the bad news: abortion may get a lot more expensive for your vagina.